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I haven’t bought anything for my ZA survival kit in aaaaaaages! Need to look about for stuff! But what!?! muahahaha!

Simon Pegg is an absolute God! Just thought you’d like to know my opinion of the man.

The mere thought that I could be living in a world full of such beauty makes me feel it’s all worth it. Stunning.

halfnakedhalftruth:



I’m seriously starting to think I need to go to Poland… Look at those eyes and that smile…!!

halfnakedhalftruth:

I’m seriously starting to think I need to go to Poland… Look at those eyes and that smile…!!

Finding a simple cardboard box for my Christmas cards that’s affordable is driving me insane…

I will take every opportunity to enjoy your flesh. And you will be ready to yield to me at a moments notice my pet.

I will take every opportunity to enjoy your flesh. And you will be ready to yield to me at a moments notice my pet.

I am mindful to your sensibilities, I am a gentleman through and through. I will open doors, pick up the tabs, defend your honour. But let it not cloud your mind, for I may treat you like a queen, I will take your body like a wanton whore all the same.

I am mindful to your sensibilities, I am a gentleman through and through. I will open doors, pick up the tabs, defend your honour. But let it not cloud your mind, for I may treat you like a queen, I will take your body like a wanton whore all the same.

It’s the faint beat of your heart I feel through my fingertips that drives me, thrusting to the rhythm of your endless gasps. Watching your body convulse before me, captivated in your lust. Don’t hold it back, give me all your passion, all your carnal delights.

It’s the faint beat of your heart I feel through my fingertips that drives me, thrusting to the rhythm of your endless gasps. Watching your body convulse before me, captivated in your lust. Don’t hold it back, give me all your passion, all your carnal delights.

halfnakedhalftruth:

I don’t need to have a thigh gap to be awesome.

Awesome and gorgeous, what a combo!

halfnakedhalftruth:

I don’t need to have a thigh gap to be awesome.

Awesome and gorgeous, what a combo!

I don’t know whether to spank you or kiss you.