Jumpers, Curls and Butts! Perfect!
There are far too many cute women in my life who I have zero chance with!
Case in point, ScrewFix Direct girl I saw today (about the fifth time I’ve mumbled and tripped over my words with her)
Does your darker side speak to you as you lie awake at night? Do you think to what I could do to you as your hands slip beneath the covers? Can you feel my hands on your skin as your fingers reach between your legs? Would you like to find out my dear? All you need do is ask!
Have you ever had that hard, passionate, lusty sex? Has a man ever taken the time to satisfy you completely? Has the mere grunt from his mouth sent shivers down your spine? Has he ever man-handled you with a stiff softness that made you melt? Did you see the pleasure in his eyes as he used your body? Did he hold you spell bound for hours as he brought you crashing over the edge? Tell me Miss, would you like to….?
Aww angel that’s sweet, sounds perfect! :)
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
*puts hand up* I would like my sex change operation now, I’m far too ashamed to be male any longer!