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I currently have Leanna Decker on my desktop wearing a black leotard with a see-through wedge down the front, you know the one.

It leaves me with two distinct thoughts. The first is, I’d love to squeeze her boobs, the second is the memory of a gorgeous young Swedish lady who sent me a photo a long time ago of her wearing the same outfit. And I find it hard to concentrate.

Just the right type of thoughts to keep me warm on a horrible wet and thrundery day! :(

I really do wish people would spell love as love not luv and you’re as you’re and not your or ur !

It’s seriously fucking annoying that I live so far away from all my gorgeous Tumblrettes… just saying!

I seriously can’t work out where I stand with Laundry Girl.

I had a conversation with her and her boss (the wife) about this guy who is “slimy” he’s been trying it on with the bosses daughter for ages, and the other girl who works at the laundry and who has now started to chat up my Laundry Girl…

They were laughing and joking about how he is “slimy”, how he lives with his mother, never seems have had a girlfriend, how he’s 32… they basically described a 4 year younger me…

So now I don’t know if it’s because he’s “slimy” or because of all those other things. It doesn’t look good! :S

(On the bright side her butt looked so damn cute in her jeans!)

Ok, so my mate Stu, who’s like awesome and one of the funniest guys I’ve ever met emailed me today and told me about another post that might be opening up in the Spanish office of my company!

So even though I still might have a chance with my current department, I have a double chance of moving now!

Made my day! :)

This is to all followers new or old.

Many of you will know that I have in the past mentioned about ages on this blog. I know there are underage people on this blog, I would rather you be here than on some of the shadier blogs out there. That might sound arrogant or boastful, but I know my intentions are pure and with that the message you should (hopefully) learn from me and my posts is in that vein.

Although I will turn a blind eye to underage people being on my blog, in the main, I will ask for restraint.

If you are 15 or younger please DON’T message me asking me to talk sexually to you, or telling me what you want me to do to you. It’s sick, illegal and not at all what I want to hear.

(The reason I say 15 and not 17 is because, although 18 is the legal age to view porn, the legal age for sex is 16 in most countries. There are some of you who want advice and I don’t want to dissuade or frighten you from contacting me to ask questions.)

Thank you!

I’m sat here watching a documentary about Charlotte Church and it is reminding me just what a stunningly beautiful and wonderful woman she is. She is everything that I love about Welsh women, and in deed, women in general. Her smile, her eyes, her expressions, yes and her body, but her voice… oh god her voice!

One of my all time crushes, even if she is from Cardiff! ;)

Jessica Simpson is just plain sexy! I don’t find her attractive in the traditional sense, but she has funny little mannerisms and actions that I just find cute. I think that’s what I find beautiful about women in general. You don’t need to be societies ideal of beauty (and yes I know Jessica Simpson is a bad example) but there are so many ways to be attractive, and I think that far too many young women these days can’t see it because they aren’t seen it.

We’re taught to see the beauty on the face of it, rather than to truly look deeper. And no, I don’t mean personality. It could be a curl of the lip when you speak. A lisp on a certain word, or even your inability to pronounce a word (like an ex of mine). The way you twirl your hair, or bite your lip. The way you spend time to get your make up just right. The way your hair smells. Or the freckles on your nose. There are a thousand and one ways that you are beautiful and you just can’t see it. So when people say that everyone is beautiful, it’s true, we just aren’t all the same type of beautiful. And we will never be beautiful to the same people.

When I first started writing this I simply wanted to say “Jessica Simpson is gorgeous and I love her accent” but some how I waffled on to a rant about a deeper issue. Why? I don’t know. But I did. And what I’ve said is true. You are all beautiful, never let anyone tell you any different!!

I just want to hold you. To touch you and let my fingers absent-mindedly traverse your body. I want to feel you shiver as my fingers hover over your skin. To listen to your breath as you sigh and gasp. I want to take my time and explore your body. Tease your senses and massage your skin. I want to be closer to you, to learn you, teach me what you are and what you desire. Let me unlock the passions you have locked inside, let them overflow, let them spill out and soak me in your unbridled lust. Give yourself to my hands and I will give you every part of me without question!

I just want to hold you. To touch you and let my fingers absent-mindedly traverse your body. I want to feel you shiver as my fingers hover over your skin. To listen to your breath as you sigh and gasp. I want to take my time and explore your body. Tease your senses and massage your skin. I want to be closer to you, to learn you, teach me what you are and what you desire. Let me unlock the passions you have locked inside, let them overflow, let them spill out and soak me in your unbridled lust. Give yourself to my hands and I will give you every part of me without question!